Evangelists are among those that deserve to die, for general stupodity like this.

Evangelists were the first to see UFOs when the idea was introduced, they were the first to eat Bushs Bullshit, and hopefully they will be first to kill themselves off, before I get to them, during the great crash of 2035. If they dont get back to farming, under my commands, Evangelist over a wood fire would be a good doomsday meal. I mean honestly, cornfed, dum as cows, and probably jsut as easy to heard with sounds or threats. The newbians will be drugged and keeped on the 39th floor of my building. The males, and elderly castrated and whipped to build my fortress, in the ongoing battle to resist the those who wear the mark 666.

I think I can get CompUSA and Best Buys and Monster Cable behind this one, it will just take some segragating of the staffing to isolate the now employed evangelists into the night shift, merchandising and warehouse. From that position we can use the appropriate germ and virus techniques to weaken thier immune system and make them more pliable to musical mind control techniques.